MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
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i like when you go to block somebody on okcupid and this little window pops up
it sounds like a protective older brother or something its so nice thanks for lookin out for me okcupid
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and if a kid breaks in a school
and no one around chooses to hear
do they make a sound?are they just the background noise
of a soundtrack stuck on repeat?
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One final adventure with criminal mastermind Leslie Chow. The Hangover Part III - in theaters this Thursday! Get tickets now: http://hangoverpart3.com
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